There I was, relaxing in front of the TV (not drawing for a change!), the in-laws are round and it’s been a long day – you know how it is… right? Anyway, despite trying hard not too, I drift off to sleep – it was kind of inevitable. Now the brother in-law likes to think he’s a funny guy, so he makes some signs, adds some cuddly toys and takes some photos with my own camera! Obviously I’m blissfully oblivious and only find out the next day when I go to take some pics of a just finished tattoo… This pic is one of the cleaner ones…

Minnie's my new best friend!

I’ve vowed to get revenge – so I’ll keep you posted…

The Missing L(A)ink(s)

Is it just me or has the latest series of the (alleged) popular tattoo ‘reality’ TV show LA Ink become a total pile of steaming poo? Every episode now seems to focus solely on some air-head bimbo twat called Oooorbreeee, who hasn’t got a fuckin’ clue how to work in a tattoo shop. The rest of the crew, especially Cory Miller,  hate her guts and let her know it (like you would) and it’s all ‘drama’, ‘drama’, ‘drama’ – well if you call constantly bursting into tears all the time because you’re useless – ‘drama’ – It’s unbelievable!

And to make it worse they’ve got a tattooer who’s an untattooed ‘nu yawker’, called Pooorleee, who’s about as good at tattooing as I am at brain surgery! What a fuckin’ loser – Wanker.

And if that ain’t enough, there’s some freaky looking ‘make up’ artist, turned tattooer, Aaimmmeeee. Man you’ve got to see her – the make up is amazing – like your two year old daughter got let loose with nan’s make up bag, but not as good…

Each week it just gets worse – hardly any decent artwork any more – just scripted ‘drama’

FUCK OFF! We deserve better…