Ok, so Chris hasn’t got a belly button! Long story which I’m not going into here , suffice to say he was a bit careless and lost it…!

Anyway it’s obviously been playing on Chris’s mind, because he’s now got a brand new one tattooed on! And it’s not your average belly button, it’s proper old school button – the kind you used to get on flasher macs, with 4 big sewing holes in the middle. Chris said it hurt – a lot! So now he is complete once more…

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Useful saying of the week: Monkey Butter!

This week was mouse boy Chris’s birthday – he mumbled something about going to London and going up the eye? We presume he meant the London Eye! Happy Birthday Chris!

What is it with computers? They have to be the most frustrating cause of stress on the planet (well, after your missus obviously!) Seems like not a day goes by without some dilemma – this week it’s the printer and scanner. Apparently it doesn’t exist! Despite having been connected and functioning fine it suddenly goes on holiday – so another few hours of dicking around trying to sort that out really makes the day go well!

Ben’s DIY corner

We had to laugh – Ben trying to file his back spring slot… goes something like: rasp, rasp, ouch, rasp rasp, ouch ouch, rasp, rasp oh shit ouch! Oh the fun we have…

… and don’t get me started on snot! Snot just keeps pouring out – why?